Lucy the Chimp

Lucy the Chimpanzee was raised in Colchester Zoo until the age of 11, when she was chosen by the reality TV program Who wants to Train a Chimpanzee to be a TV Celebrity to appear on series two of CD Annex Mobile Seminar Suite. Due to the EU Lolcat resolution, Lucy no longer works 20 hour shifts, and is instead limited to hour long shifts with a 30 minute tea break and 18 hour nap. She is also entitled to a bucket at any time she should desire one. Her career has recently taken a knock after she was pictured doing lines of cocaine off of a male stripper’s back.