Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris (Possibly the one you're thinking of? We don't pay enough attention, maybe we'll ask next time) is famous for his role in How I met your second cousin (or mother? we should probably check with him). Although he is most famous in his role in the Second Gulf War, as he is a gun. He embraces this part of himself daily, nightly, and ever so rightly, offering tickets to the gun show to random passers by. Despite this, the fans seem to enjoy his antics, although running around half-cocked has been seen as potentially dangerous by our insurance company (We still have one of those, right?), who claim he'll "have someone's eye out". He is close friends with Percy Voley outside of work, and they often go shooting together.