Piers Neatly

Piers Neatly plays Ed in CD Annex Mobile Seminar Suite. Found lying in the street, smelling strongly of cat urine and cheap rosé minutes before the filming of the first ever episode, he was initially taken on as a mascot, mostly appearing because he refused to leave the set. Following a shave and several baths, Neatly became a regular actor on CD Annex Mobile Seminar Suite, unusual only in the fact that he insists on being paid solely in sole. In addition to the role of Ed, Neatly went on to play Fritz in The Sky Really Should Not Be That Colour, the most successful war film since the war ended. Sadly, due to contractual disputes, he was never paid for the film, and currently survives on royalties for his performing liver, currently residing inside Madonna.