Ismene Shys

Ismene Shys is a sexapus, possibly deceased following a particularly tense scene in CD Annex Mobile Seminar Suite, involving several razor sharp discs cutting her character, Annie, in half. Before this potential parting of ways, Ismene was an integral if liminal part of the cast, keeping everyone amused with her rather risqué line dancing. Being a sexapus, opportunities for work have come thick and fast as producers attempt to jump onto the new minority bandwagon, but Ismene has remained true to CD Annex Mobile Seminar Suite, stating in interviews that: “the set is next door to my house and the council won’t let me on buses”, adding, “Could you go and buy me some ice cream?” Ismene is the second stalkee of choice of Lee l’Duque, who is fascinated by her many-limbed charms.