Hugh JeCoq

Hugh JeCoq (who plays Lochlainn in CDAMSS) is, despite his name, not well endowed. His Penis was fortunately lost when bitten off by an angry newt during his quinceañera. It is speculated that this has led to his lifelong hate of Transport For London, which he has spoken about, at length, during a television interview (You know the one) (Funny, wasn't it). There is more to this man than his penis, but nobody really cares, so let's press on. The last known whereabouts of the newt was on a flight to Kuala Lumpur with a smug look on his face, and a very small briefcase. Hahahahahaha.